Mos Eisley — You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive of Anger and Birds

Angry Birds Star Wars is out for everything that Angry Birds is on (forgive me for not bothering to look it up, it’s a lot of shit) as well as the three-and-a-half-minute animated trailer which recreates the Cantina scene. A few thoughts:• I find it vaguely racist that every single person in the Star Wars universe who isn’t a protagonist is portrayed by a pig.• Han Solo is less Angry and more Completely Insane. I can respect that.• Man, if you thought Figran D’an and the Modal Nodes looked like penises before, wait till you see them as pigs. Thanks to SlyDante for the tip!

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