Fan Fiction Friday: "Girl Wonder's Life Story" Part 2

Welcome back, boys, girls, and infants of all shape-shifting abilities, to part 2 of “Girl Wonder.” This is the first time ever I’ve broken an erotic fan fic into two parts, so if you missed last week’s installment, you should probably take a moment to check it out here. For those who read it but might need a refresher:• Our 1-month-old heroine Samantha was abandoned by her parents in a forest. Having read the first part of the story, no one blames them.• Sam learned to talk, walk, fight and eat raw deer before she was a month old. • She looks like a 5 years old for no discernable reason.• She was bitten by an extinct tiger, which had no consequences whatsoever.• She was found by Damian Wayne and Stephanie Brown, who took her to an orphanage for kids with powers people who were too annoying to be useful to society.• A group called The Hand tried to kill her — on principle, mostly, it seems — but she beat them all up and Batman was impressed. Batman asks Sam — who looks like a 5-year-old — to be his partner; Sam says no. Note: She is 3 mos.-old month when this happens.• Sam transforms into a 15-year-old body, puts on a shirt with a Superman logo, and goes out to fight crime as “Girl Wonder”• Oh, she also somehow found and broke into the Batcave and stole Batman’s stuff; when Batman asks for it back, she says no. Batman pouts.• Still, Batman and the Justice League are so impressed with her crime-fighting skills they let her join.• Eventually, The Hood kidnaps her and somehow this results in Sam hanging out with Joker and telling Batman he sucks.• When Sam turns 4, she gets kidnapped by The Hand again (this happens a lot) and dies so all the men in her life feel bad. She rises from her grave five days later, like a Jesus who couldn’t stop hitting the snooze button.• Sam decides to quit the Justice League and be homeless for several years. Eventually, at the age of 5, she watches a “dolphin show” at a mall with Aquaman and Aqualad. • Last but not least, at the age of 8, she arrives at the circus where Dick Grayson and his acrobat parents work. Having found her sleeping under the bleachers like a hobo and having watched her eat a raw steak, Dick fals instantly and helplessly in love with her. It’s disgusting.• But alas! A criminal named Zucko has arrived at the circus, a criminal that Sam had gotten arrested in her misspent homeless years. What will ever happen next?

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