Time and Relative Dimensions in Shagging

So apparently Britain had its own little porn parody renaissance back in 2006, if you can call a single porn parody of Doctor Who — non-cleverly titled Doctor Screw — as a renaissance. The gent they’ve got playing the Doctor (“He makes house calls!”) is like a thinner, non-bleached Guy Fieri, which is better than Guy Fieri, but still pretty gross. I do wonder though if the fact that he’s named Doctor Screw means the sonic screwdriver was renamed the sonic fuckdriver. Anyways, I’d be a little disturbed by all this, except that I just read a story about E.T.’s penis eating Elliott, so frankly I’m too dead inside to really feel much of anything. (Via iGeektrooper)

Originally written and published by at Topless Robot. Click here to read the original story.