Superman Vs. Spider-Man XXX Is a Pornographic Thing That Is Happening

Behold the safe-for-work trailer:Thoughts:• The porn industry is going to make a Superman Vs. Spider-Man movie before DC makes an actual Justice League or Wonder Woman movies. Wow.• That Doctor Octopus costume is really, genuinely excellent.• Honestly, when I saw Doc Ock’s tentacle grab Superman’s arm, I got a little nerd boner. Nothing sexual, just an erection from the nerdy bliss of seeing a DC/Marvel crossover. These are not the type of erections the porn industry is used to creating.• Comics movies the porn industry will probably get to before DC makes a Wonder Woman movie: Animal Man, Doom Patrol, Marvel Zombies, Thunderbolts, the Amalgam universe and Crisis on Infinite Earths (a.k.a. Crisis in Infinite Vaginas),• So are Superman and Spider-Man going to fight each other, or…?• Should they fight, or should they just have an orgy with the super-ladies and then high five or something? I honestly don’t know which would be more appropriate.• Given the fact that Spider-woman is in it, I’m pretty sure we can assume Bendis is going to buy a copy. Or three.• SERIOUSLY, THE PORN INDUSTRY IS MAKING A SUPERMAN VS. SPIDER-MAN MOVIE BEFORE DC MAKES AN ACTUAL JUSTICE LEAGUE OR WONDER WOMAN MOVIES. Holy shit.