Microsoft Picked the Wrong Day to Make an Announcement

“AAAAAAAFLEEEEEECKKKKKKK!”

Ahem. Anyway, while more straight guys were talking about Channing Tatum and Ben Affleck than on any other day in history, ever, Microsoft were hoping you’d notice that you can now buy an Xbox One without the Kinect for $399. Also Gold members will get free games, and non-Gold members will gain free access to various entertainment apps like IE, Skype, HBO Go and more.

But since there were no visible veins or seams on the costume of the person making the announcement, did anybody care?

You tell me.

h/t SlyDante777

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