Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Balloon Snake: The Winners

I told you maggots to hold the damn file size under 2 MB, but no, one of you just had to create something so hilariously excellent above that limit that I am now forced to take extraordinary measures just to bring it to you. So now all of you must stay late in order to behold its glory and pay proper tribute to its creator, pugwishbone. Attention!

Pugwishbone (10), we had a filesize limit in place here. monkeymaguire (7) can follow orders in creating an animated .gif, but rules just aren’t your thing, are they, son? I oughta court martial you just like I did your daddy. Lucky for you, the general likes your style. He says this is as fine a ‘Shop as he’s ever seen, so I order all readers to visit this URL to observe it in action. Don’t scowl at me, sciteach (11)! That’s an order! You too GiantBoyDetective (6). Arniejolt (2)! Orionsangel (8)! Cut your bullshit! You’d be up here if you’d shown half the initiative of pugwishbone—or at least half the file size!

Thanks to all who entered! There’ll be another hilarious ‘Shop Contest tomorrow.

AnxiousLogic
arniejolt
Capt.Olimar
Chris Campbell
DCR
GiantBoyDetective
monkeymaguire
orionsangel
pan_1da7
pugiwshbone (click this to see the animated .gif)
sciteach
secretagentnumber6
skarecrow13
SnipeyMcSnipe
Snufkin
theonlyboom

Originally written and published by Owen Good at Kotaku. Click here to read the original story.