FFF Special: A Salute to TR's Erotic Fan Fic Laureate, Dr. Abraxas

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, Dr. Abraxas — the terrifying yet lovable fan fic writer who’s been with TR ever since I featured his massive and far too detailed Breeding Manual for Snarves, The Esnovelotoris Amateuris, has decided to put down his erotic fan fic-writing pen. Now I’ve avoided featuring his stories on FFF since he’s joined us, as it just didn’t seem right. If you remember some of he guys who used to make bad movies on purpose, just to get them featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000, you may know what I’m talking about. Not that Abraxas’ tales weren’t perverted and terrifying, but by getting to know him — he’s also perverted and terrifying, for the record — but they were just too difficult for me to make fun of, knowing that his stories may have been written with a TR audience in mind.That said, I couldn’t let this momentous event pass without some kind of celebration of the person most responsible for making everyone believe I have a hard-on for Joss Whedon (sigh). And the best way to do that, I thought, was to feature not one, but two of his most wretched stories. Consider it a going away party, a roast, or whatever — but make yourself a stiff drink all the same. And please note that the image above has nothing specifically to do with our Abraxas, other than it came up when I did a Google Image Search for “abraxas” and I found it too hilarious not to use.

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