Fan Fiction Friday: The Bat-Family in "Girl Wonder's Life Story" Part 1

I’ve got a little something special for you today! Today’s story was tipped to me by Alex S., and it was so delightfully wretched I knew I had to run it. Unfortunately, as perfect FFF fodder as it was, it was a bit too long… so I’m happy to announce to the first ever official FFF Two-Parter! I’m running the first half of this story, and will continue part 2 next week! So if you don’t enjoy today’s installment, I guess you’re screwed two weeks in a row.But what’s not to like about “Girl Wonder’s Life Story”? It’s only one of the most poorly written fan fics about one of the Mary Sue-iest Mary Sues I’ve ever forced myself to read and mock for your entertainment. Seriously, Girl Wonder — whose name is Samantha — and who, it should be mentioned, is almost definitely the first name of the story’s author — makes Bella from Twilight seem well-rounded and realistic. I know that sounds insane, but… oh, you’ll see in the first paragraph. Also, there’s no sex — so you know the horror is going to come in other ways. Rest assured, if you’re any kind of Batman fan, I suggest you start screaming in unholy rage now, as it’ll save you a bit of time later. Let the Merry Suing begin!

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