Bane's World! Ashes Time! Permission to Die!

While navigating an inbox full of jokes about how Bane caused the Superbowl blackout, I came upon this. I think it lags in the middle during Bohemian Rhapsody, but the part where he starts reading from that book amused me to no end.

Originally written and published by at Topless Robot. Click here to read the original story.