Soundwave Has Terrible @#$%ing Taste in Music

Oh, Soundwave. I know you’re an evil Decepticon, but I didn’t know you were so evil as to let Hasbro release a special Linkin Park edition of your classic G1 figure. There will only be 2,000 of this “special” edition Transformer released; what with it’s gold design with gold highlights, it’s hard to imagine how anyone would be able to resist such a treasure, unless of course they have the slightest taste in collectibles or music. The “Linkin Park/Transformers Mix” tape label on the cassette is admittedly a nice touch, although I don’t know if the cassette in question is Ravage, Laserbeak or Buzzsaw, or maybe all three. All I do know is that while I knew the Decepticons were evil, but I didn’t know they were that evil. I mean, trying to take all the energy from the planet, dooming all of humanity? That I get. Listening to Linkin Park? That’s just sick. Thanks to Fitz B. for the tip.