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Five Star Wars Character-Movies that Should Be Made (and Five that Shouldn't)
Who knew that collecting all those Kenner figures as a child would be great preparation for the journalistic research I’d be doing as an adult? In the Star Wars universe, there were no insignificant extras, because the to...
Mos Eisley — You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive of Anger and Birds
Angry Birds Star Wars is out for everything that Angry Birds is on (forgive me for not bothering to look it up, it’s a lot of shit) as well as the three-and-a-half-minute animated trailer which recreates the Cantina scene...
Even When She Left Hoth, Princess Leia Was Still Surrounded by Snow
I don’t know how many of you feel the Star Wars universe hasn’t quite been ruined for you yet, but for those few people: Carrie Fisher balanced her time making Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi with doing m...
When Ewoks Attack
There are few things as terrifying in the Star Wars universe than being on the receiving end of an Ewok attack, because you know if the Ewoks beat you, they’re going to eat you (they we’re going to eat Han, after al...
You Must Be This Evil to Purchase This Lightsaber
First there was Droids… then there was Troops. Now, the folks at The Warp Zone bring you Vendors, the adventures of a couple of retailers in the Star Wars universe. The first episode details the problems a Sith can have w...
Behold the Only Positive Father-Son Relationship in the Star Wars Universe
Excuse me, I’ll be right back, I just got a couple of midichlorians in my eye. (Via Geeks Are Sexy) Originally written and published by at Topless Robot. Click here to read the original story.
