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The Ramen Cake Is A Lie
Topless Robot writes: You know, generally when I show you guys a cake, it’s one that looks like Lego, or Mario, or some kind of toy. Many of those are extremely impressive. But this one blows my mind. Yes, I said cake. Th...
Fruit Cake: The Snacktaku Review
“It smells like old people,” my wife said as I handed her a slice hacked from the Walmart-made fruit cake ring. “Does it taste like old people?” I asked. She took a bite. “No.” I stared accus...
Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Icing on the Chief: The Winners
Master Chief said it with cake when Halo 4 launched, though what exactly it says when he’s carving into his own noggin, I have no idea. That’s where our ‘Shop artists were supposed to supply a translation. We&...
My Little Pony Progress Report: It's Been One Week
Gameloft released the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic game last Thursday. I started playing last Wednesday. One week later I am king of the ponies. It’s undisputed. Mostly undisputed. Level 40 is king, right? I’...
I Think We All Know the Punchline to This Portal Picture [Screengrab]
Reddit user Pheadlessg is to be married on Saturday. His fiancée allowed him one video game-themed gesture at the wedding reception, so he chose to dress these Portal turret figures from ThinkGeek in a bridal veil, hat and bow-...
10 Romantically Nerdy Wedding Cake Toppers
In less than three months, this member of the Loyal Fraternity of Topless Robot will be married. My fiancée and I have made a ton of decisions in the last year, from suits to bridesmaids’ dresses, from flowers to centerpi...
