If little Billy from The Family Circus somehow managed to ape Family Guy’s Stewie and blast off in his spaceship to a galaxy full of pop-cultural references that mostly crib from Star Wars, wherein he would employ his fam...

I don’t generally read the newspaper’s comics section, because 1) the comic section is where humor goes to die and 2) newspapers, ha. But alert Topless Roboteer Duy N. alerted me to the Family Circus strip, which ra...