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The Asylum Is Cruisin' for a (Legal) Bruisin'
Say you run a small, cheap film company that makes knock-offs of major motion pictures — e.g., Marvel makes a movie about its Thor character, you make a movie about a different interpretation of the Norse god who wields a...
Okay, Maybe the He-Man iOS Game Isn't the Worst Thing Ever
On Tuesday, I got into my super-pissy mode when discussing the announcement of the He-Man cellphone game. It was a combination of my inability to ever be happy with anything He-Man related and a shitty mood, and I said that cel...
I Have No Idea If The Lone Ranger Is a Nerdy Movie or Not, But Here's the Trailer
Is The Lone Ranger a nerdy property? I don’t know. He wears a mask like a superhero, but he’s a cowboy. It’s based on a classic TV series, but it’s a Western from the ’50s. It has Johnny Depp in it...
The Munsters Reboot Is Done-sters, But…
And in shitty TV news, Bryan Fuller’s utterly bizarre-looking Munsters reboot Mockingbird Lane — the one that starred Eddie Izzard as Grandpa Munster — is dead, as NBC is passing on the series. As well all kno...
"Puny Game."
Having you been waiting for an awesome videogame adaptation of Marvel’s massive hit and the #1 comic movie of all time, Avengers? Well, keep fucking waiting, because Avengers: Battle for Earth is that shitty Kinect/WiiU f...
10 Ridiculous DOS Game Covers with Celebrities on Them
Back in the Wild West days of early PC gaming, there were no guidelines how to sell your game. Especially your shitty made-in-your-basement game, which is why so much game art from the time was completely insane — sometim...
This Resident Evil: Retribution Clip Is the Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Seen
Okay, probably not. But holy shit is it stupid. It the triumph of shitty style over the barest minimum of substance, because Paul W.S. Anderson is Michael Bay without the creativity or the budget, so we get women in skintight c...
The X-Men: First Class Sequel Is Going Back to the Future
Did X-Men: First Class not break the X-Men movie continuity hard enough for you? Then I have some good news, as the sequel has a title (which isn’t the obvious X-Men: Second Class). The film’s title will be X-Men: D...
