On his ass is Doc Rivers, of the 1986 Atlanta Hawks. Putting him there is his son, first-round draft pick Austin Rivers (25) of the New Orleans Hornets. And at the sticks for this wonderful family get together is Austin’s...

Before Al Gore invented the Internet, we nerds didn’t have many refuges to seek to mock our aggressors anonymously. But now, with the ubiquity of Rivers Cuomo-style nerd glasses and unstoppable crushing, stabbing behemoth...