What if Michael Bay and Paul W.S. Anderson had a baby together,? I don’t know what it would look or act like, but I’m pretty sure Hollywood hired it to direct this movie. Jesus, Van Helsing had a quiet dignity compa...

Okay, probably not. But holy shit is it stupid. It the triumph of shitty style over the barest minimum of substance, because Paul W.S. Anderson is Michael Bay without the creativity or the budget, so we get women in skintight c...