The Phantom Pain was a world premiere trailer out of left field—not only is that a new series, it’s a new studio. Well, to most folks, anyway. Ever heard of Moby Dick Studio? Me either. [Update] Yeah, we hear you. &...

• Hasbro is actually making a Hungry Hungry Hippos movie. This is not a joke. This is a thing that is happening. I say we schedule the mass suicide for 1:30pm, so I don’t have to do an FFF today. Who’s with me? (Via...