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New Red-Band Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Trailer = Van Hawkeye?
“Don’t eat the fucking candy.” Funny in the same way a Schwarzenegger quip is funny – because it’s lame with a wanna-be badass delivery. I can’t tell if this is going to be a genuinely bad mo...
The Total Recall Remake Isn't Even Trying Anymore
The original Total Recall is a fine, fun movie. It didn’t and doesn’t particularly need to be remade, but I’ve been trying to give the remake the benefit of the doubt. I mean, i’s a sci-fi flick, and now...
