You were expecting maybe Hansel and Gretel? Or Parker? Actually, Parker is pretty good. But John Dies at the End could be an all-time classic. In case you missed it, I’m a big fan of John Dies at the End, mainly because i...

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is the first major movie of the year I’m aware of to open without press screenings, something even Texas Chainsaw 3D couldn’t say. But it will have a four-minute G.I. Joe snippet, wh...