HOLY FUCK. It’s the one thing less likely than an actual zombie apocalypse. T-Dogg, the Gordon Freeman-level silent member of Rick Grimes survivor’s club, will deliver at least three separate lines in the season pre...
This is my last post for the day, because I feel awful again and because it’s going to be the most quintessentially Topless Robot post ever. Everyone who complains about my being butthurt? This article will be your new #1...
It goes without saying that Ultimate Spider-Man is a terrible cartoon. I mean, just look at the picture above. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON. I don’t want to know. Anyways, a few weeks ago I gave Ultimate Spidey a modicu...
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE (from /Film):Even before the release of Ridley Scott’s Prometheus, which acts as a (rather distant) prequel to his 1979 film Alien, we’ve known the director and his screenwriters Jon Spaihts...