Francis, the vox fulminati of gamers worldwide, has contemplated yesterday’s formal unveiling of the Wii U’s price, specifications and launch lineup and offers this cogent analysis of its shortcomings, plus the phon...

Chapter VI: “Unlocking the Past”. Drake unlocks the tower and finds a map left behind by Francis Drake. After preventing the mercenaries from killing Elena, Drake is taken captive by Eddy Raja but it promptly busted...

I had to watch this about four times just to be completely sure that Internet video game rage comedian Francis did not, in fact, eat his Blizzard keychain authenticator during this rant about yesterday’s breach of Battle....