Hi folks. I’m pleased to announce — finally, right? — Topless Robot has a new editor. His name is Luke Y. Thompson and he’s got some serious nerd bona fides. He doesn’t start til later next week, b...

I don’t think I knew that Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren were making another Universal Soldier movie until I saw this trailer on Collider. Now I know, and it turns out I care a great deal. This trailer for Day o...

When you and your bros go to watch The Expendables 2, the goofy Willis/Schwarzenegger/Van Damme trailers will have prepped you for what to expect: explosions, one-liners and cheese. When you go to play The Expendables 2 Videoga...

Duke Nukem is Sylvester Stallone. Kind of. The Rocky actor wants you to believe that he can still explode the living hell out of armies of bad guys. So does Duke. And, with the right vitamins (or developers), they both can! We ...