Welcome Doctor Who fans to Season 8 Episode 3: Robot of Sherwood! This is our look at the last week’s Doctor Who episode with our thoughts and analysis. As is tradition, the review is broken into two parts, the spoiler fr...
Topless Robot writes: You know, generally when I show you guys a cake, it’s one that looks like Lego, or Mario, or some kind of toy. Many of those are extremely impressive. But this one blows my mind. Yes, I said cake. Th...
I’d be furious that Star Command is taking so damn long to come out, if 1) it didn’t look so goddamn phenomenal, and 2) the guys making it hadn’t promised to include Topless Robots as an alien species. So I gu...
This is an Optimus Prime that turns into a hat. That you can wear. That is intended for people to actually put on their heads and wear around, outside, where other people can see you. His name is… and I swear I’m no...