I remember when I used to get excited for movies like this. Nowadays, I have to be honest and admit that Assassins just looks like the same old thing, and with a generic title to boot (the original Chinese title, Bronze Sparrow...
This is how you make a live-action movie of a video game with no plot – keep it under three minutes, add dubstep and use slo-mo to make everything better. Take note, makers of Angry Birds. (And no, I don’t count ...