Star Trek: Online update

Lifetime subscriptions for $240 for the game have been released here.

TrialAccess and I both nabbed them last night. That pretty much kills everything for me but Final Fantasy XIII, which I’m fine with. Get my yearly game spending out of the way early, I say!

The lifetime sub comes with the ability to play as a Rescued Borg captain and grants two extra character slots for those of us with alt-itis. (Which is not to be confused with The itis.

The Boondocks- The Itis)

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I will be starting a fleet called either Regulation 157 or Section 3. (both pertaining to Regulation 157, Section 3 (Paragraph 18): Starfleet officers shall take all necessary precautions to minimize any participation in historical events.)

Anyways, I was surfing the web a bit to try to find a good forum avatar to attach to my lifetime subscription, when I stumbled upon this piece of disturbing hilarity.

IS that whipped cream?

That’s right. You can’t unsee it.

I’ll leave you with an audial Star Trek that I first heard in college on the Dr. Demento Show beamed through Westwood 1 Radio. It’s by The Firm, and will stay almost as implanted in your brain once heard as the picture above.

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